From this point on I shall now post hentai with every one of my posts.

.........Yes, I'm a pervert. Live with it.

Shotgun time.
LOCK AND LOAD, BIATCH.

Im a furry.
You happy now?
I find Krystal hot,
I fantasise about anthro foxes,
and I have bookmarks on several furry sites.

And NO, I'm not one of those "Dress-Up-And-Screw-Someone" furries.
I am just a casual furry who finds anthros sexually attractive.
So yeah.
Im a furry.

It's barely qualifies as a game. Here are some reasons runescape sucks.

1. Gameplay : Gameplay, if it can so be called, is very lackluster.
All you do is double click an enemy and watch your character have a seizure.
Sometimes you select a special skill or spell. It also doesnt help the fact that 2/3rds
gameplay options can only be acessed through membership, which is 5 bucks a month.
Doesnt sound like much? Do the math. 5 x 12 = $60. Lets say youve been playing, oh, 5 years.
60 x 5 = $300. And it's barely even worth it.

2. Sound: I've heard more musically compelling stalling car engines.

3. Story: OMIGAWD. NOW WAIZ. RUNSCAEP HAS NO STOREH. Tch. If you say the
quests are the story, put a stupid sign over your face, go into a police station and shove everyone roughly, while shouting "IM SAMUS".

4. Concept: Get a very shaudily dressed character and run around doing nothing of
significant importance. I do that in real life. Why do it in a game?

5. Emotional Ties: Due to its addictiveness, most stupid people will spend all of their free time
on Runescape. I had a freind. He played runescape. It was okay for a few weeks, but then he started to grow withdrawed. He spent less and less time with his freinds and family and more time in his room playing runescape. He also started eating less. Eventually, our freindship died adn we dont talk much anymore.
Runscape's addictiveness did this to him. And I curse runescape for it. They took away my best freind since elementary school.

6. Online Community: Runescape's population has dwindled in the last few years thanks to people actually growing or using dormant brain cells. But, sadly, there are
thousands who still play this crap.
Nerds in armor and robes calling other people n00bcakez because they have nothing better to do.
(Again comes the problem from the lack of story- Or reason to play for that matter.)
If you honestly can look someone in the eye and give them a reason to play and enjoy this stuff...Well, I'll give you 5 bucks if they play for more than a week.
P.S. They cant be stupid.

And based on these reasons, I have come to the conclusion that Runscape sucks monkey balls.
Dont beleive me? Fine. Im not making you.
If you play it, you were warned. Just dont be angry at me for realizing how stupid this game is.
Those 30 minutes I played runescape before cancelling I will NEVER get back. I could have been doing somthing fun.
Or at least mildly amusing.

Mario games are the platypus of the gaming world.
And overwieght plumber with a badass mustache,
runs through legions of mushrooms with beady eyes,
Talking turtles with spikes and wings,
Flying (Mammals?) on clouds,
and ghosts that when you turn to them, cover their
faces and sit there like they werent there, looking like complete retards.
And his main form of transportation in a pipe.
All of this just to save a princess with on of the weirdest names ever,
(Princess Toadstool, but most know her as peach)
from a lovestruck turtle/dinosaur/dragon who can breathe fire
but already has like, 8 kids.
Mario eats a mushrrom and grows from a midget to twice his size.
He eats a flower and can throw fireballs.
He puts on a raccon suit and can fly.
He puts a cape on his back, and suddenly Superman's got competition.
Honestly, it makes no sense to me.
Do whatever you want, but I just had to say somthing