Mario games are the platypus of the gaming world.
And overwieght plumber with a badass mustache,
runs through legions of mushrooms with beady eyes,
Talking turtles with spikes and wings,
Flying (Mammals?) on clouds,
and ghosts that when you turn to them, cover their
faces and sit there like they werent there, looking like complete retards.
And his main form of transportation in a pipe.
All of this just to save a princess with on of the weirdest names ever,
(Princess Toadstool, but most know her as peach)
from a lovestruck turtle/dinosaur/dragon who can breathe fire
but already has like, 8 kids.
Mario eats a mushrrom and grows from a midget to twice his size.
He eats a flower and can throw fireballs.
He puts on a raccon suit and can fly.
He puts a cape on his back, and suddenly Superman's got competition.
Honestly, it makes no sense to me.
Do whatever you want, but I just had to say somthing