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Runescape is not fun.

Posted by GoForthAndDie Apr. 27, 2008 @ 12:47 AM EDT

It's barely qualifies as a game. Here are some reasons runescape sucks.

1. Gameplay : Gameplay, if it can so be called, is very lackluster.
All you do is double click an enemy and watch your character have a seizure.
Sometimes you select a special skill or spell. It also doesnt help the fact that 2/3rds
gameplay options can only be acessed through membership, which is 5 bucks a month.
Doesnt sound like much? Do the math. 5 x 12 = $60. Lets say youve been playing, oh, 5 years.
60 x 5 = $300. And it's barely even worth it.

2. Sound: I've heard more musically compelling stalling car engines.

3. Story: OMIGAWD. NOW WAIZ. RUNSCAEP HAS NO STOREH. Tch. If you say the
quests are the story, put a stupid sign over your face, go into a police station and shove everyone roughly, while shouting "IM SAMUS".

4. Concept: Get a very shaudily dressed character and run around doing nothing of
significant importance. I do that in real life. Why do it in a game?

5. Emotional Ties: Due to its addictiveness, most stupid people will spend all of their free time
on Runescape. I had a freind. He played runescape. It was okay for a few weeks, but then he started to grow withdrawed. He spent less and less time with his freinds and family and more time in his room playing runescape. He also started eating less. Eventually, our freindship died adn we dont talk much anymore.
Runscape's addictiveness did this to him. And I curse runescape for it. They took away my best freind since elementary school.

6. Online Community: Runescape's population has dwindled in the last few years thanks to people actually growing or using dormant brain cells. But, sadly, there are
thousands who still play this crap.
Nerds in armor and robes calling other people n00bcakez because they have nothing better to do.
(Again comes the problem from the lack of story- Or reason to play for that matter.)
If you honestly can look someone in the eye and give them a reason to play and enjoy this stuff...Well, I'll give you 5 bucks if they play for more than a week.
P.S. They cant be stupid.

And based on these reasons, I have come to the conclusion that Runscape sucks monkey balls.
Dont beleive me? Fine. Im not making you.
If you play it, you were warned. Just dont be angry at me for realizing how stupid this game is.
Those 30 minutes I played runescape before cancelling I will NEVER get back. I could have been doing somthing fun.
Or at least mildly amusing.

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3 Comments

Apr. 27, 2008 | 12:53 AM SgtPepperClock says:

yea i have played it before lvl 55 nuthing to od and i lostevery thing when i die its stupid and greedy.

Apr. 27, 2008 | 1:40 AM GoForthAndDie responds:

...You type...Veery funny...


Apr. 27, 2008 | 10:55 AM bennyz21 says:

You make a compelling argument and i have to agree.

Apr. 27, 2008 | 6:27 PM GoForthAndDie responds:

I thank you for reading this much.


May. 6, 2008 | 10:31 PM gdog163 says:

runescape scks, especially after no pking adn the 3,000 gp trade limit. But you can hack your account to a lv 130 and sell it on another game. ;)

May. 7, 2008 | 7:36 PM GoForthAndDie responds:

Sounds like runescape has gone downhill since the last time I played it.

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